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The Canadian Underground web page is dedicated to mocking Dozy Donny Trump, his administration, and his supporters. We turn Trump’s own words against him. This is in retaliation for America’s attacks on Canada’s sovereignty and economy, attacks on Europe and NATO, and for Trump’s support for Russia and abandonment of Ukraine.
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From the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms
Everyone has the following fundamental freedoms: freedom of thought, belief,
opinion and expression, including freedom of the press and other media of
communication.
Donny Chump called Kamala
Harris a “low IQ individual,” a slur which he likes to use against Black women.
(Nov 4, 2024)
When Chrystia Freeland resigned as Canada’s Finance Minister, Chump called her
behaviour
“totally toxic” and said she “will not be missed.” (Dec 17, 2024)
Chump said Chair of the US Federal Reserve Jerome Powell’s “termination cannot
come fast enough.” (Apr 17, 2025)
Dozy Donny called Joe Biden a “highly destructive moron” in a social media post
(Apr 20, 2025)
Donny posted about
Stephen Colbert “Stephen is running on hatred and fumes ~ A dead man walking!
CBS should, ‘put him to sleep,’ NOW, it is the humanitarian thing to do!” (Dec
24, 2025)
When journalist Catherine Lucey asked a question he didn’t like, he said to her
“Quiet, piggy.” (Nov 14, 2025)
This shocking image is threatening and disrespectful. The right hand side,
however, is simply factual,
given that Dozy Donny is 80 years old and in poor health.
Katie Miller posted the altered map of Greenland, with the threatening comment
“soon.” (Jan 3, 2026)
When NBC journalist Yamiche Alcindor asked a question he didn’t like, Tronald
Dump said “You don’t listen. You never listen. That’s why you’re second rate.”
(Sept 7, 2025)”
When journalist Catherine Lucey asked a question he didn’t like, he said
to her “Quiet, piggy.” (Nov 14, 2025)
Dozy Don called Somali-American Congress person Ilhan Omar “garbage” and
said “...she’s an incompetent person. She’s a real terrible person.” (Dec 2,
2025)
When CNN reporter Kaitlan
Collins asked a question he didn’t like, Dozy Don said “She’s a young woman. I
don’t think I’ve ever seen you smile.” (Feb 3, 2026)
Donny called Volodymyr Zelenskyy a “moderately successful comedian.” (Feb 2025)
Dozy Donny’s fame came from his moderately successful TV show “The Apprentice.”
Donny parrots Russian propaganda concerning Ukraine like he’s a Russian asset (allegedly).
(Feb 2025)
For daring to challenge him, Dozy called Marjorie Taylor Greene a traitor, a
slur which he uses
to signal to his MAGAt base that they should attack a person. (Nov 2025)
The slurs Donny’s supporters throw at their opponents actually apply very well
to MAGAts.
You can tell these people are liars (allegedly) just by looking at them.
Musk made a N4zi salute after
his speech at Chump’s inauguration. (Jan 20, 2025)
Vice Presidential candidate Tim Walz called Musk “a dips#!t” for Musk’s awkward
on-stage jumping at a Donny Chump rally. (Oct 22, 2024)
At a press conference in the oval office, Musk stated that unelected
bureaucrats should not be running the country. (Feb 11, 2025)
Musk re-posted a meme stating that those who benefit from U.S. federal programs
are the "Parasite Class." (Feb 12, 2025)
Musk stated in an interview that people showing empathy are “exploiting a bug
in Western civilization” (Feb 28, 2025)
When a Huffpost reporter asked who selected Hungary for a meeting with Putin,
BS Barbie answered “Your Mom did.” (Oct, 2025)
This woman was selected for her appearance - and her sharp lying (allegedly)
skills.
Donny signed Executive Order
14172 (sec. 4b) to “rename as the ‘‘Gulf of America’’ the U.S. Continental
Shelf area” of the northern Gulf of Mexico. (Jan 20, 2025)
Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum previously countered with a proposal to
rename part of the US. (Jan 9, 2025)
Dozy Donny governs based on his dementia dreams.
Mar a Lago should become a dementia sanatorium, where he can live out his
remaining days.
Dozy Donny is unqualified to govern. He must be a DEI hire.
At a press conference in the
oval office, Musk’s 4 year old son was recorded on video saying these words to
Donny.
Or, maybe to someone on the other side of Donny. Whatever. (Feb 11, 2025)
Trump threatened to block the
opening of Canada’s new Gordie Howe International Bridge. (Feb 9, 2026)
Donny Chump has insulted Canadian Prime Ministers Trudeau and Carney by calling
them “governor.”
He repeatedly insults Canada by proposing that we become the 51st
state. (2025, 2026)
Musk made a N4zi salute after his
speech at Chump’s inauguration. (Jan 20, 2025).
Right-wing propagandists claimed it was “only a gesture.”
Musk is aggressively promoting Neo-N4zi political parties in Europe (Jan 2025).
Musk posted a racist AI-generated
image of Elizabeth Warren wearing a Native American headdress (Dec 18, 2024)
Donny Chump has often called her “Pocahontas.”
Around the 2008 election of Barack Obama, claims were made that Obama was born
in Africa. He was born in Hawaii.
Musk has been called the President, and Dozy Donny mockingly called the Vice
President, after the 2024 election.
Musk promotes unrestricted free
speech, but censors those who speak against him on his Twitter social media
platform (Jan 2025).
People who are overly sensitive to criticism are referred to as “snowflakes” by
right-wing media.
Conservatives are easily offended when they are criticized, and when the
falsehoods they promote are corrected.
Musk said that Canadian Prime
Minister Justin Trudeau is “"such an insufferable tool" in a social
media post. (Dec 11, 2024)
“Trolling” refers to posting online to deliberately upset others (eg. this
page) which Musk does frequently.
MAGAts proudly wear their red hats.
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purposes only.
Canadians are not
nice. Not sorry.
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